Underwater and trying to breath...

deansmistress22 @ 2009-10-19T13:46:00

2009-10-19T18:48:13Z

Sneak Peak for Roulette... Contains spoilers!

http://spoilertv.blogspot.com/2009/10/smallville-episode-905-roulette-sneak.html

Okay so this cracked me up.

2009-10-16T17:36:00Z

Oh how I love Lois Lane. She truly is a hero! Hahaha

This is from one of the comics. Check it out!

http://www.comicbycomic.com/2009/06/lois-lane-is-one-tough-cookie.html

and the full scene.

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/576141.html#cutid1

Oh jeez how I loved that episode!

2009-10-14T02:52:04Z

Here is the awesome Clois moment from Rabid! I posted it because I want to be able to go back to it all the time!!!! lol
oh and there is a little pic from lois' dream in here that I found over on IMDB.... Take a look if you want too! ;) It's hot!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkT8nAQW9R8

you may not want to look at the pic... its a spoiler b/c i dont think that part of the dream has been shown on the tv... i think its from comic con! :)

http://i28.tinypic.com/1088vfp.jpg

It's you life mem

2009-09-24T18:42:57Z

Stolen from Karate0kat!

Picspam and fan mix

You have to choose the actors who will play:

~ Yourself alias the main character
~ The true love
~ The "mistake"
~ The true love's best friend
~ The rival
~ Mom
~ Dad
~ Sister/brother (or both)
~ The Best Friend
~ The Best Gay Friend
~ The pet
~ The city

And now you have to choose YOUR PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK, of course:

~ Opening credits
~ Falling in love
~ The Kiss
~ Sex
~ The break up
~ The psychological breakdown
~ Shopping with friends
~ The getting back together
~ End Credits

Me: Yvonne Strahovski- She is such a BA. She can be protective and still be sweet. She can also be a bitch when she needs to. We are very similar.

True Love: Tom Welling- He has the all Amerian boy apeal. Brown hair and blue eyes is a must for me and his personality is so down to earth and carefree.

The "mistake": Ryan Reynolds... why I don't know but there is something about him that just says bad boy but he has the humor to get me in the sack in the first place. lol

okay so Im not a slut but in my life I have had many mistakes...
Ian Somerhalder- He is dark and sexy and just seems like he is a sex God.

Jason O'Mara- He has the cop thing going on and seems like the kind of guy that could handcuff me and "take me down town" lol he is older but guh there is something about him.

Chace Crawford: He would be my HS boyfriend. You know the one. The "I'm so pretty and you are so lucky because I picked you baby" kind of guy. I hate those kinds of guys. But I like cocky dbags so I would date him. lol At least he isn't Chuck Bass. haha

True Love's Best Friend: Hmmm... Hugh Dancy. B/C who doesn't want a hot accent in the group. lol

The Rival: Kristen Kreuk. She is like the nicest woman ever but I really hated Lana on Smallville and I see her as being Lana. Manipultive and such.

Mom: Kim Cattall. She is the hott mom. Lol She has sass.

Dad: Bruce Willis. His is just so amazingly BA. He is tough and knows a thing or two about everything.

Brother: Scott Michael Foster. He is just plain awesome!

Best Friend: I would have to say Alona Tal. She just would always have your back.

Best Gay Friend: Oh jeez I don't know. Christian Bale? Haha I know he isn't but I think that would work.

The pet: Umm I need a dog. I would go with Shelby/Clarky on Smallville.

The City: hmm... I don't want a city. Lol I like the country.

Fan mix time!

~ Opening credits- Anyway You Want It~ Journey - Sets the tone well I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjKFDvyJ80
~ Falling in love- Heaven- Byan Adams- Its perfect. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eT464L1YRA
~ The Kiss- Take My Breath Away- Berlin- Because everytime you kiss your true love it should take your breath away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEOem7U2LPE
~ Sex- At Last- Etta James- YAY! AT LAST! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZXvLsltu2A&feature=related
~ The break up- The Break Up Song- Greg Kihn Band- It works lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QeT-xe2Ys&feature=related
~ The psychological breakdown- Lithium- Nirvana- Yeah... I would totally rock out to this if I was depressed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUUHNf0S5cA
~ Shopping with friends- My Red High Heels- Kellie Pickler- Its just kinda like a stick it to you kinda song. Its not shopping but its about doing something for yourself. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aBSh2-O5I&feature=related
~ The getting back together-I'm only me when Im with you- Taylor Swift- Its just a cute song that says that he is the only guy for me. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_VI2cIgqwc&feature=channel
~ End Credits- What I like About You- Romantics- Its up beat and it will end things on a high note. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHKjDKY_O8

Looks like SN gets another week! YAY!

2009-09-18T02:32:39Z

It looks like after the episode tonight my friends, family and I will be giving SN another week! I'm actually very excited because I really didn't want to stop watching it because I have been a fan since the very start but sometimes enough is enough. Luckily this week wasn't it. :)

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I loved Cas tonight! He was really really funny and I loved that God was the one that is helping them out. I also loved that Dean's amulet finds God!!!! It's so fitting b/c Dean is the sword. So yeah….
I love love love the idea of the different cars for the 4 horse men. Its def. something that makes total sense for the show. I also liked that Dean was smart and figured it out. (uhhh and that he read and remembered Revelations) that was good to see. Ellen was spectacular. I love that she smacked and hugged only Dean, but I also found it a little odd too. OH AND ELLEN IS GOING TO BE ON DEAN”S SPEED DIAL! YAY! Lol I felt so bad for Bobby! Please get better soon. And Rufus was great just like before. The tough old dudes are always awesome in my opinion because they have been around the hunting so long. I loved that Ellen and Jo were hunting together and they seem to be doing well with each other. Jo was BA and I was happy. I loved her “Get out of my mother you black eyed bitch!” it was very Jo. Lol Alona is my fav. The Jo seeing Dean part was totally meh. I don’t really know what to think of it. I don’t even care about that tho. I was just really happy that Jo is still alive and kicking baddie ass. Do your thing girl and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise that’s all I have to say. She was awesome and no one should have any problem with her after tonight’s episode. She was a hunter. It’s the apocalypse they need all the hunters they can get. Jo can do the job and she better keep doing it as far as I’m concerned. Alona is such a cutie and a great actress! Love her to death. Overall I’m good with the episode… other than WTF SAM AND DEAN NOT HUNTING TOGETHER AGAIN!? GUH the show is about two brothers together damn it!

My Vow

2009-09-11T04:31:09Z

My Vow:

I solemnly swear that if next week Jo is killed off in a really stupid way (which is up to my sole judgment) I will not watch Supernatural any longer. Which also means my family won’t watch and neither will my friends because I have so much power over this subject. Lol

People may say that I am being over dramatic but this is an issue that I hold very dear to my heart and I need to show my Jo love.

Signed:

Deansmisstress22 – Ashley

deansmistress22 @ 2009-07-27T11:22:00

2009-07-27T16:36:28Z

I am in the best mood ever right now!

SO, yesterday i find out jo is coming back! hell yes bitches! i am so happy! i finally get my jojo back!
i have missed her so! im actually looking forward to SN again! yay! bc after the last two seasons i was not impressed.... but now i get jo! YES!

and

a few min ago i saw the comic con trailer for smallville season 9! and guess what? ERICA IS BACK FOR 18 EPISODES! annnnnnndddd in the trailer..... LOIS/CLARK SEX! OMGOMGOMG! i am freaking the hell out right now! YES! its clois! not only a kiss but sex too??? YES now i know it may take place in the future or someone will do another memory wipe on poor lois lane but I GET CLOIS! and as of right now i am sooooooooo good with that no matter what it is! lol OH YES! seriously erica and tom are amazingly attractive and i am a very heterosexual female but omg those two getting it on is like UGH! haha

so yay! that is all! I AM SO HAPPY!

deansmistress22 @ 2009-07-01T22:49:00

2009-07-02T03:53:39Z

so i have been crazy busy bc i have been at MANY concerts this past week but i just want to get this out there (and people who have sent me things im so sorry i will get back to you asap!)

i just read that, oh wait a spoiler dont look if you dont want to be spoiled!

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meg is coming back to SN... but not nicki, some other girl. but tell me why we can bring some people back and not bring back jo???? I DONT GET IT! i miss jo so f*ing much!!!! cant they thow me a bone??? I MEAN JEEZ!
anyway thats it. tiny rant. now i have to get sleep so i can go see more concerts! lol

LOIS AND CLARK

2009-06-15T02:08:11Z

I found this on krypton site.... and i loved it so i figured i would post it!

Originally Posted by MjLaDy08

Here are some of the reminders why we should watch Smallville next season... And why I love Lois and Clark...

1. B/c she went to Smallville to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray dogs and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed by her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just shower together (Gone)
13. B/c she finishes his thoughts (Gone)
14. B/c they found Chloe together (Gone)
15. B/c "the best ones always start that way"
16. B/c he does check her out (Facade)
17. B/c they saved each other (Facade)
18. B/c she wanted to see him in a wet t-shirt (Facade)
19. B/c she ruffled his hair (Facade)
20. B/c he wanted her opinion on his letterman jacket (Devoted)
21. B/c she checked him out (Devoted)
22. B/c they make a good investigative team (Devoted)
23. B/c she'll visit (Devoted)
24. B/c they planned Chloe's party together (Spell)
25. B/c she can calm him down (when he was about to kill Alicia's killer) (Pariah)
26. B/c she makes him laugh
27. B/c they cover for each other (Recruit)
28. B/c he freaked out when he found out she was missing (Recruit)
29. B/c he saved her life (Recruit)
30. B/c he said that she could stay with him (Recruit)
31. B/c she named Shelby "Clarkie" after him (Krypto)
32. B/c even Lucy noticed the sparks between them (Lucy)
33. B/c he listens to her (Lucy)
34. B/c she opens up to him (Lucy)
35. B/c they tease each other (Lucy)
36. B/c they're secret friends(Lucy)
37. B/c he knows when to give her her space (Lucy)
38. B/c "now it all begins" (Lucy)
39. B/c they're written in the stars (Lucy)
40. B/c they "keep it quiet in public but mack on the downlow" (Spirit)
41. B/c going to the prom together wasn't in the realm of possibilities but they ended up going together anyways (Spirit)
42. B/c he visibly gulped and was impressed when he saw her in her prom dress (Spirit)
43. B/c "a little close to the boob don't ya think?" (Spirit)
44. B/c she tells it to him like it is (Blank)
45. B/c she knows how to deal with memory wiped Clark(Blank)
46. B/c she guesses that she can't call him Smallville anymore (Blank)
47. B/c he cradled her in his arms and tenderly looked at her when she was about to be broken (Forever)
48. B/c she dreams about a guy in a red cape (Commencement)
49. B/c he'll try not to miss her too much (Commencement)
50. B/c she knows that she's always welcome in his home (Commencement)
51. B/c even his parents love her (Commencement)
52. B/c he suggested a career in journalism for her (Commencement)
53. B/c with her luck she'd end up partnered with the most bumbling reporter on the masthead (Commencement)
54. B/c she tied his tie for him (Commencement)
55. B/c he "actually looks handsome for a change" (Commencement)
56. B/c when she sees him going up on the stage she'll be thinking one thing, "Dear God please don't let him trip." (Commencement)
57. B/c she slugs him in the arm
58. B/c he smiles more around her
59. B/c she whistled when he got his diploma (Commencement)
60. B/c they hugged and it was awesome! (Arrival)
61. B/c she went back to help out his parents (Arrival)
62. B/c he thanked her for helping his parents (Arrival)
63. B/c he wanted to be the one to save her (Aqau)
64. B/c if Lois didn't know better she'd say he was jealous (Aqua)
65. B/c "someday she'll meet someone even more special" (Aqua)
66. B/c Clark couldn't tear his eyes away from her when he saw her dance (Exposed)
67. B/c she gave him a lap dance (Exposed)
68. B/c "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like [Lois]?" (Exposed)
69. B/c "give me a twenty and meet me out back" (Exposed)
70. B/c he super jumped and brought down a helicopter to save her life (Exposed)
71. B/c she called him "007" (Exposed)
72. B/c "love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction" (Exposed)
73. B/c he was disappointed to see her leave (Exposed)
74. B/c he helped her move out (Exposed)
75. B/c they congratulated Chloe in unison (Exposed)
76. B/c she thanked him for being a good friend (Exposed)
77. B/c she tell everyone about his Elmer Fudd nightlight if he tells anyone about the lapdance (Exposed)
78. B/c "Aye, aye sailor" (Exposed)
79. B/c Lois understands his family (Fanatic)
80. B/c she became his dad's campaign manager (Fanatic)
81. B/c Lois has a thing for heroes (Fanatic)
82. B/c when Clark said he couldn't imagine loving someone else, who should drive up but Lois? (Lockdown)
83. B/c "turn that frown upside down, Skippy" (Lockdown)
84. B/c she'd "be lucky to end up with someone as honorable as Clark Kent someday" (Reckoning)
85. B/c when Clark turned back the clock he almost lost Lois (Reckoning)
86. B/c Clark immediately noticed when Lois wasn't there (Reckoning)
87. B/c she realized right away that something wasn't right with him (Hypnotic)
89. B/c when she found out what was wrong she immediately went to his farm to snap him out of it (Hypnotic)
90. B/c if it's necessary, she'll take him down (Hypnotic)
91. B/c he gave her a love tap (Hypnotic)
92. B/c his mom called Lois when she thought Clark needed help with Maddie (Fragile)
93. B/c he went to see her in the hospital when she was injured (Fragile)
94. B/c he brought her back to her apartment and told her to take it easy after she was hurt (Fragile)
95. B/c he got her a glass of water without her asking him for one (Fragile)
96. B/c Graham assumed Lois was Clark's girlfriend (Fade)
97. B/c when he saw her naked he was stunned and amazed (Fade)
98. B/c long after she closed the door he couldn't stop staring (Fade)
99. B/c they both take marathon showers (Fade)
100. B/c he feels the need to lob a grenade at every guy she dates (Fade)
101. B/c when she found out her was in trouble, she frantically tried to save him (Fade)
102. B/c she wants to meet a decent guy from a decent family (Fade)
103. B/c he's her Jonathon (Fade)
104. B/c "maybe you have to get through all the wrong men to recognize the right one" (Fade)
105. B/c she threw him a birthday party (Oracle)
106. B/c she made her world famous rum cake for him (Oracle)
107. B/c she bought him a journal to let out his feelings (Oracle)
108. B/c she gave him the tough love she knew he needed (Oracle)
109. B/c "Sometimes you have to tuck your feelings away until it's the right time. Like stuffing dollars into a piggy bank for a bike you can't quite afford." (Oracle)
110. B/c she's the Harley he's been saving up for (Oracle)
111. B/c "there are times when I think you don't know me at all...and others when I think you know me better than anyone." (Oracle)
112. B/c "well, that's what I'm here for, Smallville. One save at a time." (Oracle)
113. B/c they have the best deep and meaningful conversations (Oracle)
114. B/c he asked her how she was feeling (Zod)
115. B/c the fortress of solitude is her heaven (Zod)
116. B/c "I'm glad you're back" (Zod)
117. B/c he held her hand (Zod)
118. B/c Lana is his past, Lois is his future! (Crimson)
119. B/c he has abs of steel (Combat)
120. B/c he comfort hers and she comforts him (Siren and Arctic)
121. B/c they care about each others happiness
122. B/c he was there when she needed a shoulder to cry on (Siren)
123. B/c she doesn't want to settle for anyone else! (Siren)
124. Because they will always be there for eachother no matter what happens (Siren and Arctic)
125. B/c they make the best partners ever! (Apocalypse)
126. B/c they literally collide (Apocalypse)
127. B/c she thought he was "clumsy but cute" (Apocalypse)
128. B/c he swept her off her feet (Apocalypse)
129. She tried to sneek a peak (Apocalypse)
130. Because she helped him into the suit and glasses (Apocalypse)
131. B/c he thinks she's a good friend (Apocalypse)
132. B/c nothing says I love you like a punch on the shoulder. (Apocalypse)
133. Because she bought him a drink (or more hopefully) (Apocalypse)
134. B/c they're destined for each other in any reality (Apocalypse)
135. Because she knows he can do better then be just a "farm boy" (Arctic)
136. Because in his darkness, she was his light. (Arctic)
137. B/c she calls him Kent and he calls her Lane (Odyssey)
138. B/c he's going to be a little closer to home (Odyssey)
139. B/c he recognised her voice (Odyssey)
140. B/c team Lane and Kent kick butt like no other (Odyssey)
141. B/c we know that he actually does appreciate her feminine charms (Odyssey)
142. B/c she brings out his sense of humour (Odyssey)
143. B/c if he sticks with her, she'll protect him (Odyssey)
144. B/c he checked on her to see if she was okay (Odyssey)
145. B/c he wanted Chloe to watch over her (Odyssey)
146. B/c they're going to be neighbours (Odyssey)
147. B/c he'll see her bright and early Monday morning (Odyssey)
148. B/c the legendary Lane and Kent partnership is just beginning.
149. B/c they appreciate each others attempts at heroism (Odyssey)
150. B/c she gave him points for punctuality, but "what's with the wardrobe malfunction?" (Plastique)
151. B/c she got him dressed appropriately (Plastique)
152. B/c he got changed in a phone booth (Plastique)
153. B/c she wanted him to make a good impression on his first day at work (Plastique)
154. B/c he wanted her opinion on how he looked (Plastique)
155. B/c she visibly paused and gulped before she told him he looked good (Plastique)
156. B/c their scene paralleled Apocalypse (Plastique)
157. B/c he caught her when she fell (Plastique)
158. B/c their gazes lingered on each other (Plastique)
159. B/c he thinks she is the Goddess of Journalism
160. B/c she asked him if he was okay and what happened when he got back (Plastique)
161. B/c she took him under her wing and taught him the rules of journalism (Plastique)
162. B/c she wanted to know how his meeting with Tess went (Plastique)
163. B/c she thinks he has a charming smile (Plastique)
164. B/c he thinks she sounded like a jealous girlfriend (Plastique)
165. B/c when she can't get the info they need, he can (Plastique)
166. B/c he went to see Bette, since he knows she doesn't do well with kids (Plastique)
167. B/c he told her everything he knew about the story (Plastique)
168. B/c "You want to share a by-line with me?" (Plastique)
169. B/c she got him the obit (Plastique)
170. B/c they investigated the story together (Plastique)
171. B/c he looked slightly impressed by all the cards she had for breaking and entering (Plastique)
172. B/c he covered for her (Plastique)
173. B/c she allows him to think for himself (Plastique)
174. B/c he can recite her rules
175. B/c she got her first front page article while working with him (Plastique)
176. B/c she gave him encouraging advice (Plastique)
177. B/c she’s more proud that they uncovered the truth than she was with getting a front page story (Plastique)
178. B/c "Thanks for helping me break the story, Clark." (Plastique)
179. B/c she thinks he has a long career ahead of him at the Daily Planet (Plastique)
180. B/c now they're officially team Lane and Kent (Plastique)
181. B/c they're attached at the hip (Toxic)
182. B/c they see each other more than Chloe sees Jimmy (Toxic)
183. B/c she underlines his typos (Toxic)
184. B/c he offered her the silent support he knew she needed (Toxic)
185. B/c she stole his coffee (Toxic)
186. B/c he wanted to know where she was last night (Toxic)
187. B/c he knew giving up the story wasn't like her (Toxic)
188. B/c he knew she was burying her emotions in work (Toxic)
189. B/c they can talk to each other about their past realtionships (Toxic)
190. B/c he wanted to give her advice and in the end she gave him some too (Toxic)
191. B/c she needs him (Instinct)
192. B/c he took on some of her work load for her (Instinct)
193. B/c she can dish out the tough love (Instinct)
194. B/c she wants him to "look outside his wheelhouse" (Instinct)
195. B/c he needs to "try another scoop of the 31 flavours" (Instinct)
196. B/c she's the "little less sweet vanilla and a lot more wild cherry" that he needs to try (Instinct)
197. B/c she was flirting with him when she mentioned an activity that two people share with repetitive motion that builds to a climax (Instinct)
198. B/c he made her giggle (Instinct)
199. B/c he held her coffee for her (Instinct)
200. B/c he just learned to dog paddle so she's not going to throw him into the deep end without a floatie (Instinct)
201. B/c he's lucky she came along (Instinct)
202. B/c when she saw Clark with Maxima she couldn't believe what she was seeing (Instinct)
203. B/c she was able to break the hold Maxima had on Clark (Instinct)
204. B/c their eye contact alone in that scene was electrifying (Instinct)
205. B/c she chose to take the stairs (Instinct)
206. B/c he couldn't just let her go (Instinct)
207. B/c he ran after her and tried to explain (Instinct)
208. B/c she rained on his orgy and sent Maxima away (Instinct)
209. B/c she was angry with him for making out with Maxima (Instinct)
210. B/c he wanted her to calm down (Instinct)
211. B/c she "was perfectly calm" (a.k.a she was jealous) (Instinct)
212. B/c despite how much she protests she does care what he does with his love life (Instinct)
213. B/c after their argument he looked stunned (Instinct)
214. B/c she really does care who he "sucks face with" (Instinct)
215. B/c she didn't think that "slutty-anna" was his type (Instinct)
216. B/c Maxima couldn't kill Lois in front of Clark (Instinct)
217. B/c Maxima was threatened by Lois (Instinct)
218. B/c they have a deep connection (Instinct)
219. B/c he would never have been able to pull away from Maxima if he wasn't drawn by his attraction to Lois (Instinct)
220. B/c there's a bond that they don't know about yet (Instinct)
221. B/c he came back to stop Maxima from killing Lois (Instinct)
222. B/c he was concerned about what would have happened to Lois if he hadn't stopped Maxima (Instinct)
223. B/c he knew his destiny was on earth and that Maxima wasn't a part of it (Instinct)
224. B/c he thanked her for showing up when she did and for saving his life (Instinct)
225. B/c she looked nervous when she heard that Maxima said some weird things to Clark (Instinct)
226. B/c he realized that none of the women he's be interested in before were his soulmate (Instinct)
227. B/c she thinks he "can do a little bit better than a man-eating meteor freak" (Instinct)
228. B/c his soulmate has been right in front of him all this time (Instinct)
229. B/c she thinks that "when the right girl walks into his life he'll know" (Instinct)
230. B/c he wanted to know what Maxima said to her (Instinct)
231. B/c she couldn't tell him what Maxima told her (Instinct)
232. B/c he offered her her old room back (Intinct)
233. B/c she winked at him (Instinct)
234. B/c she didn't want to tempt fate (Instinct)
235. B/c For a guy who is invincible, Lois Lane has the power even now to knock him off his feet (Instinct)
236. B/c he came to check on her at the party (Committed)
237. B/c she ordered ‘a Shirley Temple for the lady’ (Committed)
238. B/c He thinks she should pace herself (Committed)
239. B/c "Are you sure your not just jealous your little cousin is beating you to the altar?" (Committed)
240. B/c Clark think she should show support. (Committed)
241. B/c she’s not going to get married until she meets her soulmate (Committed)
242. B/c you can’t always predict who you’re going to end up with (Committed)
243. Because he grabbed her off the chair (Committed)
244. B/c he saved her from completely humiliating herself (Committed)
245. Because when he mentioned meeting someone special he looked at her (Committed)
246. B/c she spent the night at his place (Committed)
247. B/c she woke up in his football jersey (Committed)
248. B/c he took care of her when she was drunk (Committed)
249. B/c she thought that maybe they had sex (Committed)
250. B/c it echoed Crimson (Committed)
251. B/c he was up for the Whitesnake sing-a-long (Committed)
252. B/c he held her hair (Committed)
253. B/c he’s her designated driver (Committed)
254. he drove her back to the Talon (Committed)
255. she wore his plaid shirt (Committed)
256. B/c he came to her rescue (Committed)
257. B/c he’s the sweetest boy she has ever known (Committed)
258. B/c they work together so effortlessly (Committed)
259. B/c he was concerned that she could have been kidnapped too (Committed)
260. B/c she’s one step ahead of him (Committed)
261. He saved her from being hit by a car (Committed)
262. B/c he knew what she was going to say before she said it (Committed)
263. B/c “Clark Kent, will you marry me?” (Committed)
264. B/c they held hands walking into the jewellery store (Committed)
265. B/c ‘A smile now and then won’t kill you’ (Committed)
266. B/c who’s the luckiest girl in the world? Lois is! (Committed)
267. B/c “what about this one, Pumpkin?” (Committed)
268. B/c “anything you want, muffin” (Committed)
269. B/c “don’t get stage fright, Poodle, you’re going to have to do this in front of a packed house sooner than you think” (Committed)
270. B/c “he has performance anxiety” (Committed)
271. B/c he shoved the ring on her finger (Committed)
272. B/c the ring was a perfect fit (Committed)
273. B/c “tell him, Cupcake!” (Committed)
274. B/c “Lois and I are- we’re getting married” (Committed)
275. They left Ollie speechless (Committed)
276. B/c they were friends for so long before one magical night (Committed)
277. B/c they couldn’t deny their feelings any more (Committed)
278. B/c “she has great taste” (Committed)
279. B/c he’s “a very lucky man” (Committed)
280. B/c she called him when she didn’t know what to do (Committed)
281. B/c he was freaking out when she was missing (Committed)
282. B/c he must really care to storm in here like this (Committed)
283. B/c he wanted the madman to let her go (Committed)
284. B/c she begged for his life (Committed)
285. B/c she couldn’t stand to see him get hurt (Committed)
286. B/c he wanted her to just tell the truth (Committed)
287. B/c she couldn’t deny that she loves him (Committed)
288. B/c she looked him in the eyes when she said that she loves him (Committed)
289. B/c he braced himself for the pain, then looked shocked when he realised that she was telling the truth (Committed)
290. B/c “are you all right?” (Committed)
291. B/c he wanted to get her out of there as soon as he could (Committed)
292. B/c they had a hard time looking at each other after her confession (Committed)
293. B/c she was avoiding him (Committed)
294. B/c he forced her to deal with him (Committed)
295. B/c she didn’t trust herself in an elevator alone with him (Committed)
296. B/c he gave her a way out (Committed)
297. B/c he was disappointed when she said she was lying (Committed)
298. B/c they make a great team (Committed)
299. B/c “who knows where we’d be if [he] had answered that question”? (Committed)
300. B/c he wondered where they’d be if he had answered that question too (Committed)
301. B/c it was the single most Clois packed episode ever!!!! (Committed)
302. B/c she complimented him and said he was "no hack"(Identity)
303. B/c she was nervous about Clark going to dinner with her and Jimmy (Identity)
304. B/c his first photographed save was with her (Identity)
305. B/c he doesn't mind being in her shadow (Identity)
306. B/c the UST in that zipper scene was palpable (Identity)
307. B/c she loved every minute of the zipper scene (Identity)
308. B/c he was obviously jealous and she was obviously trying to make him jealous (Identity)
309. B/c he zipped up her dress (Identity)
310. B/c the flashback was even better (Identity)
311. B/c he was staring at her bra (Identity)
312. B/c she makes him stutter (Identity)
313. B/c she makes him nervous (Identity)
314. B/c she put her hand on his chest (Identity)
315. B/c ‘sometimes when a guy likes a girl he asks her out’ hint, hint (Identity)
316. B/c their chemistry is so hot we're surprised it doesn't burn the bullpen down (Identity)
317. B/c she was so flirting with him (Identity)
318. B/c he kept checking out her butt (Identity)
319. B/c he went all Alpha male on her (Identity)
320. B/c he gets so protective of her (Identity)
321. B/c ‘behave your self (Identity)
322. B/c he cleared his throat so as to break up the moment between her and Sebastion (Identity)
323. B/c she didn’t allow them to shake hands. (Identity)
324. B/c she's destined to fall in love with a man who flies and likes to wear tights (Identity)
325. B/c she called Clark when she was in trouble (Identity)
326. B/c he dropped everything to come to her rescue (Identity)
327. B/c she wanted to protect him by not telling him her secret (Identity)
328. B/c he thanked her for looking out for him (Identity)
329. B/c she's a true believer in the red and blue superdude (Identity)
330. B/c it's her new mission in life to get the first worldwide exclusive interview with him (Identity)
331. B/c she wanted to move back in with him (Bloodline)
332. B/c them living and working together would be a carpooler's dream (Bloodline)
333. B/c they have Guitar Hero weekends (Bloodline)
334. B/c he pulled out the crystal and was looking at it right in front of her (Bloodline)
335. B/c he told her to run but she couldn’t leave him (Bloodline)
336. B/c they went to the Phantom Zone together (Bloodline)
337. B/c he ran to her as soon as he saw her (Bloodline)
338. B/c he cupped her cheek in his hand (Bloodline)
339. B/c when she was getting tired he told her, "You're doing great" (Bloodline)
340. B/c he was worried about her when she fell (Bloodline)
341. B/c "All we have to do is keep an eye out for each other ok? We’ll be fine" (Bloodline)
342. B/c he calmed her down (Bloodline)
343. B/c "No one is going to mess with Lois and Clark" (Bloodline)
344. B/c they talked about each other as a unit (Bloodline)
345. B/c he tenderly wiped the blood off of her face (Bloodline)
346. B/c he wanted to send her back no matter what the cost was (Bloodline)
347. B/c he said he'd guard the gate, but Lois was going home (Bloodline)
348. B/c she wanted to stick with him and his right hook (Bloodline)
349. B/c he told her he'd be right behind her and she said he'd better be (Bloodline)
350. B/c when she heard that Clark was in trouble she wanted to go back for him (Bloodline)
351. B/c she wanted to wait for Clark (Bloodline)
352. B/c her first thought after being released from the Phantom Zone was of Clark (Bloodline)
353. B/c he immediately wanted to know if Lois was okay after he got out of the PZ (Bloodline)
354. B/c he can handle Lois (Bloodline)
355. B/c he desperately tried to reach out to Lois while she was possessed (Bloodline)
356. B/c Faora realized that Clark has feelings for Lois (Bloodline)
357. B/c he never said Faora's name once, while she possessed Lois (Bloodline)
358. B/c he wouldn't fight Faora b/c all he could see was Lois (Bloodline)
359. B/c she collapsed on top of him and he hoped she was okay (Bloodline)
360. B/c Clois spend all their time together and everyone knows it (Bloodline)
361. B/c the best part of Lois living on the farm was that Clark could keep on eye on her (Bloodline)
362. B/c he was disappointed that she decided to move out (Bloodline)
363. B/c he's her "knight in shining armor" (Bloodline)
364. B/c he thought that Lois got in trouble b/c she didn't know his secret (Bloodline)
365. B/c Kara thinks that Clark should tell Lois his secret. She said, "Lois is strong. She can handle it. You wouldn't have let her get so close if you didn't think so, too." (Bloodline)
366. B/c Clark agreed with Kara (Bloodline)
367. B/c they recorded a video message for Chloe together (Bride)
368. B/c Clark agreed with Lois before he even knew what she was going to say (Bride)
369. B/c Jimmy wanted to introduce Lois to his friend Clark Kent (Bride)
370. B/c Jimmy thinks Clark annoying Lois is flirtation 101 (Bride)
371. B/c Jimmy’s seen the way they look at each other (Bride)
372. B/c Lois’ hopes rose after talking with Jimmy (Bride)
373. B/c Lois needs to jump Clark’s lilypad and plant one on him (Bride)
374. B/c “Lois and Clark would be great together” (Bride)
375. B/c Clark is her “Mr. Right” (Bride)
376. B/c she lovingly touched his suit and then decked the camera guy for catching it on camera (Bride)
377. B/c he loves to talk about her when she isn’t around (Bride)
378. B/c someday her super stud will come along (Bride)
379. B/c he impressed her with his sweet gesture (Bride)
380. B/c the staircase scene sent us into a series of fangasms (Bride)
381. B/c they couldn’t take their eyes off of each other (Bride)
382. B/c Lois helped him with his cufflinks (Bride)
383. B/c he wasn’t paying attention to her cufflinks lesson, he was drinking in the sight of her instead (Bride)
384. B/c “you just need to stick this part up and then it slides right in” (Bride)
385. B/c she renders him speechless (Bride)
386. B/c when she thought he was talking to her, her face lit up with hope (Bride)
387. B/c he finally realized that he has a shot with her (Bride)
388. B/c she’s completely in love with him (Bride)
389. B/c he was watching her when they were standing by themselves (Bride)
390. B/c he grabbed her hand (Bride)
391. B/c he titled his head and pulled her into a dance (Bride)
392. B/c there was so much UST in that dance scene (Bride)
393. B/c that dance and almost kiss was the most romantic Clois scene we’ve had so far (Bride)
394. B/c when they were bumped into Clark steadied Lois (Bride)
395. B/c he reached down and held her hand (Bride)
396. B/c hellooo? Eye sex much?! (Bride)
397. B/c the way he looks at her makes us swoon (Bride)
398. B/c they can have an entire conversation without saying a word (Bride)
399. B/c when she put her hand on his heart he took a step forward (Bride)
400. B/c they both leaned in for the kiss (Bride)
401. B/c she’s been having feelings for him and she doesn’t know they mean (Bride)
402. B/c her feelings for him just snuck up on her (Bride)
403. B/c there are moments when you can’t deny it (Bride)
404. B/c she thought that someone needed her (Bride)
405. B/c Ollie is sure that he needs her b/c he knows Clark (Bride)
406. B/c Clark asked her how she was holding up at the hospital (Bride)
407. B/c Clark didn’t want her to leave (Bride)
408. B/c he pulled her into a hug when she broke down (Bride)
408. B/c “I promise, we’re going to get Chloe back” (Bride)
409. B/c he’s been looking for inspiration and he’s found it in her heart (Bride)
410. B/c that slow-mo walk away and the look back clearly established Lois and Clark as the couple to root for (Bride)
411. B/c “Don’t take your love away from me” (Bride)
412. B/c he hated watching her walk out of his life and she hated having to leave him (Bride)
413. Because they belong together.. end of freaking story.

Spoilers for greek...

2009-06-02T15:25:51Z

alrighty... im not too thrilled about these spoilers and you will know why after the second one... so i had to include a quote from scott about the cappie/casey relationship from a few days ago just to make myself happy.

again these are spoilers for the last epi of the season... and guess what greek starts again in aug! woo!!!

Are you a Cappie/Casey fan as a viewer?
I am, personally. It’s like, the people you see that aren’t together, but you know they’re going to be. It’s stupid that they’re not. It’s just how I see those characters. These are characters in a show, and the writers know that, and they’re going to do something about it.

http://spoilertv.blogspot.com/2009/05/greek-episode-222-at-worlds-end-press.html

http://www.tvfanatic.com/2009/06/greek-spoilers-cappie-casey-max-love-triangle/

Alrighty... so anyone want to chat about these things... let me know! :)

i mean come on how can these two not be together!!!!!!!

Alright so after the finale yesterday...

2009-05-16T00:03:28Z

after the finale yesterday it made me think that because the devil is out, the guys and the angels (yeah I do still think they are "good" there are many reasons for it. but thats not the point) are going to want help with things... basically its going to be hell on earth and they are going to want all the help they can get. plus i think the hunters arent that stupid and will figure things out and want in on the action. its a perfect excuse to bring Jo back and make her a bad ass hunter chick who knows what shes doign and can be a major player in whats going down bc of her skills. i want her to be shoot first ask questions later cowboy badass. is that so much to ask??? i dont think so!

so anyway... it made me think of the REO Speedwagon song that is at the end of BUABS~ Back on the Road Again

i have seen REO in concert and they are awesome and i love this song. its lyrics are really telling for that episode and how dean may feel about jo. if kripke thought something differnet he should have picked a different song. so yeah here are the lyrics. if anyone wants to annalize them with me feel free to comment! and i will put up the song for people to snag too. (comment if you take it)

Please dont hate me mama for what Im about to do
But the good times weve had together are just about now through
Please dont misunderstand me, I hate to see you cry
But I think that it might look better if I told you now goodbye

Im back on the road again, its time I leave you now
And maybe Ill see you next time, that Im around
Until then I hope your happy baby and good times come your way
Im back on the road again, Im on my way

Well Ive loved you since the day I met you and Ill love you till the day I die
But we both know the life Im livin and we both know the reason why
That Ive got to leave ya mama and Ive got to leave today
But you know that Ill see you next time that I come through your town to play

(chorus) ooh, bye-bye baby

(solo)

(chorus)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3snens

Interview...

2009-05-04T14:54:01Z

001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you ANY five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
006: NEW RULE. If you feel like doing it for your RP characters instead, let me know and I will so ask.

Qestions asked by:

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1. Why Dean/Jo?
Because they work. Jo knows Dean's life and has lost people that she cares about like he has. She punched him in the face the first time that she met him. :) She is tough and she doesnt take Dean's crap and she knows how to put him in his place. Jo was able to get Dean to open up about how he was feeling and no other character has been able to do that besides Sam. Dean sang Jo's song even though he hated it. They save each others lives. I love that if Jo didnt go after Dean he would have died from being in the shot and in the water. I love that even though Jo was young she was wise beyond her years. She is the kind of girl that could keep Dean on his toes. I think Jo had SO much potential. she has even more now that she has been "gone" for two and a half years now. she could come back at any time and be a bad ass hunter and really show that she did what she set out to do.
I love alona tal and i think she has really bloomed in the past few years. she is so amazingly beautiful and does not look like a teenager at all. http://alona-tal.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=148&pos=4 alona keeps on going to the comic cons and has mentioned that she loves the role of jo. that shows dedication and thats something that jo has too. dean is very dedicated. jensen has also mentioned that he thought that jo would be the girl for dean and if he was able to bring her back he would. so yeah... thats why i love dean/jo, they just work.
GREAT QUESTION! i tried to keep it short. lol

2. Other than Supernatural, what are you major fandoms?
Hmm... well im kinda in love with Chuck. its so corney but its too cute. i love the nerdiness of chuck. plus zac levi is so hot! he can play a nerd and still be sexy. lol umm and i love the chuck/sarah pair. shes tougher than him but she is still in love with him. lol they are just priceless!
i also loved the show life on mars. but its gone now. how sad.
greek is my guilty pleasure! i love cappie/casey almost as much as i do dean/jo. i think i like this one because no matter what crazy twists and turns happen in the show, cappie/casey will be together in the end. plus i like watching the college life stuff becasue i like to compair how it is at my school. lol
smallville is pretty good. i only really watch for lois/clark. green arrow is a hottie. and tom welling is so sexy. i havnt been a life long watcher tho. i have only seen season 4, 6 and 8. with bits and peices of 5 and 7. mostly because i think lana is terrible, at no fault to the actress.
when i have time i like lost. but its losing my interest. same with 24.
i <3 a buch of old stuff anywhere from star wars to friends to dawsons creek. so yeah i like a lot of things!

3. If you could have a $10,000 shopping spree in the mall, what would you buy?
hmm in the mall... gift cards? lol no im kidding. i like shoes a lot... so i would by a few pairs. i also like clothes... what girl doesnt? but im not into fashion. and im not a girlie girl. i would probably buy some swim stuff... because i love to swim. and bubble tea... i love that stuff! its so awesome! idk what else... most likly stuff for my fam.

4. Pie or cake?
im going to pull a major Dean right now... PIE! I <3 pie! when i first found out that dean liked pie i was thrilled. lol
and greek has a thing for pie too.... so i thought it was even more funny. my fav is blueberry. :)

5. What would be your perfect day?
so i had written this whole thing about being with jensen ackles when i woke up and stuff and then doing all of these cool things but then i really thought about it and i think my perfect day would be getting married to my true love with my friends and family around me. :)

SPOILER!!!! And its a good one...

2009-04-30T18:48:52Z

okay... dont look if you dont want to be spoiled!!! I mean it dont look!!! :)

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found on kryptonsite:

UPDATED 4/28/09: Executive Producers Brian Peterson and Kelly Souders have confirmed for E! Online that Tom Welling and Erica Durance are signed on for Season 9, so that must mean that neither Clark nor Lois will be dying. Combine that with Entertainment Weekly's Ausiello's hint that implied "the person dying is not Chloe," and that should narrow the suspected dead to four other characters - Tess, Jimmy, Oliver, and Davis - unless one or both of the deaths happen to be guest stars.

The CW's Official Description (Posted 4/24/09): CLARK AND DOOMSDAY FACE OFF — Oliver (Justin Hartley) tells Clark (Tom Welling) he must kill Davis (Sam Witwer), as Doomsday is a serious threat and must be stopped at all costs. However, Clark struggles with taking a human life, so the Green Arrow and his team decide to take matters into their own hands. Lois (Erica Durance) takes on Tess (Cassidy Freeman), but the fight takes a shocking turn. Meanwhile, Chloe (Allison Mack) gets caught in the middle of Oliver and Clark’s battle over killing Davis. Aaron Ashmore also stars. Posted on KryptonSite. James Marshall directed the episode written by Brian Peterson & Kelly Souders (#3T74721).

SO YAY!!! anyone want to chat go ahead!

Chuck!

2009-04-27T21:59:01Z

In honor of Chuck i made a few icons! not many... but it was my first time... so, let me kno if they are any good!

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Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble

deansmistress22 @ 2009-04-12T21:36:00

2009-04-13T02:51:47Z

So... Is it just me or do Yvonne Strahovski (CHUCK!!!!) and Sophia Myles look a lot alike?
Bc i can see that!!! I think Yvonne is more beautiful than Sophia but thats not the point! they look a lot alike!

here are some links so you can see what i mean

1) Yvonne Strahovski
http://www.suebarnett.net/images/full_headshots/women/strahovski_yvonne.jpg

1) Sophia Myles
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm514234880/nm0617009

2) Yvonne
http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/1/10-actresses-who-could-be-the-next-bond-girl-07-430-75.jpg

2) Sophia
http://photo.thestars.ru/images/S/sophiamyles/1.jpg

3) Yvonne
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/081124/TVCharactersThankful/tv-thankful-07Yvonne-Strahovski1.jpg

3) Sophia
http://debersek.com/splet/images/stories/TV/Moonlight/sophia_myles.jpg

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! :) (even if you dont know who these two women are!)

Fun! Songs

2009-04-07T21:45:11Z

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Why is Fabio on the front cover?

2009-04-04T20:18:06Z

Why is Fabio on the front cover?

Rated: P-13 for language

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Spoilers for 4.18. I don’t own Supernatural or any character used. Not Betad. Really quickly jot down.

Characters: Dean/Jo, Sam

Summary: What if Jo found the “Supernatural” books?

Authors note: Please read and review! This was just a little story that came to me. If you like it and review I will write more!

“Okay look, I really don’t know why I called you but I need a few answers before I start freaking out.” Jo says into the phone as she sits nervously on a park bench.

“Jo? Is that you? What’s wrong are you hurt? Where are you?” Dean says quickly as he grips the phone tightly. If Sam didn’t know any better he would have thought that Dean was going to crush the phone in his viselike grip.

“First of all take a deep breath Winchester. I know how to handle myself. I just have a question for you and you’re going to think I’m completely off my rocker when I ask it.” Jo says hissing into the phone.

“Jo you better tell me where the hell you are right now or I swear to…” Dean almost yells as Jo cuts him off.

“Damn it Dean! Why are you so concerned now? Never mind, whatever. I’m out side of a book store in St. Charles, IL. It’s right off of Rt. 47. My car is the Cougar. Put the pedal to the medal Dean.” Jo slams her phone shut before Dean has a chance to respond.

“Jo I… Damn it. Little bitch hung up the phone.” Dean says as he tosses his phone to Sam.

“Uh… should I even ask?” Sam says before wincing.

“I haven’t spoken to the chick in over 2 years and she calls for information while she is sitting outside of a bookstore. Why the hell would she call us? I mean we didn’t part of the best of terms. To tell you the truth I half expected her to be dead.” Dean says as he runs his hand through his hair.

“Uhhh… Dean… do you ever put two and two together? I mean seriously this is so easy. A bookstore? Does that sound in the least bit like something we just had to deal with?” Sam says as he smacks his own forehead.

“Oh shit, those Supernatural books.” Dean says as his face turns white.

“Congratulations, you have just graduated from the prestigious school of the obvious.” Sam chuckles.

“No Sam you don’t understand. You know how it documented everything about us? Like our thoughts? Well I seem to recall a few thoughts running through my head on more than one occasion that had to do with the woman we are going to meet.” Dean says still white as a ghost.

“So what are you saying? You are going to make her want to beat you up because she was in love with you and you didn’t want her? I hardly see Jo as a woman who would become a vindictive scorned lover. Or are you worried about what the demon said to her when I was possessed? Because the things the demon said were pretty cruel and she may kick both of our asses for what that thing said and what it was thinking.” Sam squeaks out.

“Sammy, demons lie.” Dean speaks quietly.

“Oh. OH! Holey shit Dean you didn’t?!” Sam says practically jumping out of his seat. “Oh fuck you did.” Sam yells as Dean squirms.

“Dude you knew I thought she was hot! I mean come on! Tiny little blonde thing that could kick ass! What was I supposed to do?” Dean says as he speeds up.

“Dean you dirty, dirty boy.” Sam giggles out.

“Dude you don’t even know the half of it. I even read that book too. Let’s just say that it’s not for children.” Dean says still afraid.

“Well you are Dean though. I think Jo will understand. Actually I would have thought that she would have made more of a joke of it, with all of the sexual tension and witty banter between the two of you. Unless there is something you aren’t telling me Dean?” Sam’s smile widens.

Dean gulps.

“There totally is!” Sam squeals like a little girl.

“Sam shut the hell up. Just because I was in love with Jo doesn’t mean you can make fun of me and continue to screech into my ear.” Dean says as he turns a corner as the car glides past others on the road.

“YES! I knew it! That’s why you left and never called her back! You didn’t want to get your heart broken and you didn’t want Jo to get hurt! I always wondered why the demon went to her and not someone else.” Sam giggles again.

“Sam as much as I enjoy you giggling at my misery could you please knock it off? We have to figure out what’s going to happen when we get there because something tells me it ain’t going to be all right when we get to Jo. She’s going to want answers and we don’t have any that we can give her.” Dean rubs his eyes.

“Oh crap. We need a plan. I guess that’s my job.” Sam says as he flips open his computer.

"and my sister Jo" supernatural - its a terrible life

2009-03-27T02:18:57Z

well yeah, its a terrible life. who the heck wrote that jo was dean's sister? COME ON PEOPLE! my parentsand brothers who do not know of my love for jo and how she should be with dean, were really confused when in the AU dean's sister was jo. my mom was like "that would be really sick if he looked at his sister like that"
and my sister jo!??????????????? WTF r u kidding me?
i dont even get it.

on another note: i like the new angel. hes pretty sweet. and im glad that he basically told dean that he was being a pansy should stop being one. i liked him a lot. i look forward to good things from him. :)

New story: sometimes you cant make it on your own

2009-03-24T13:41:02Z

Chapter 1

Okay here is a new story! Yay! We can never get enough of Dean/Jo! It starts out sad but it will get better! J

Sometimes we can’t make it On Our Own

Rated: R (for language maybe NC-17 later on but who knows)

Written By: Deansmistress22 and Moonlit23

Characters: Jo, Dean, Ellen, Sam, OMCs, OFCs

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to us except the other characters. We are just writing this for fun. Everything belongs to the CW and Eric Kripke. Other characters are based on some actors. If we did own it Jo and Dean would live happily ever after.

Summary: Jo had hunted for her father and went to school for her mother. But when she gets some shocking information from the man she is in love with Jo does the only thing she can do. Jo learns to call many a strange place home. But she knows that a home isn’t what is built, its who is inside.

Oh… and pretty please comment! We are trying to get better as writers and would love the help!

And to get a better idea of the characters go here to look at them! I always find it helpful to put a name to a face. J

http://moonlit13.livejournal.com/2070.html

THEN

Jo is in the process of driving back from a hunt when she realizes where she is, a little farm stand on the side of the road where a man handed her a flyer about the local wildlife. It was three years ago that she had looked at the flyer and noticed the beautiful photographs of the animals indigenous to the area. It was three years ago when she had no plan for the rest of her life other than to get out of Nebraska and get away from the people who had hurt her. The flyer had given her the idea to go back to school and pursue photography. After that she could maybe even start a little business. Sure she was going to keep hunting, after all she was a hunter, but she knew she needed to do something for herself. Jo had hunted for her father. She wanted to make him proud that his daughter was able to get in there and kill evil just like a man. Going back to college was going to be a challenge for Jo. In the beginning Jo had gone to college to pursue nursing for her mother. She didn’t fit in there. It wasn’t what she was meant to do and the constant prodding didn’t help either. Jo wanted to help people but she knew that there was another way to do it. She was destined to find another way to help those who needed it but nursing the sick, injured and dying wasn’t it. So Jo went back to the Roadhouse and worked the bar with her mother despite the issues it would cause.

As these old memories came flooding back Jo wondered why they suddenly decided to make themselves visible. After all she had driven past this spot many times. But what made this time different? Maybe it was the hunt she was on her way back from. The hunt had hit closer to home than Jo had imagined. A rule a hunter must follow is not to get attached to anyone because you never know what could happen to them. Jo hadn’t gotten attached but somehow this hunt was different. The hunt involved a ghost of a little beauty queen who was pushed so hard by her mother that she committed suicide. The girl was so young but had so much pressure placed upon her. At first the little girl would show up in the rooms on other contestants in the pageants telling them to get out while they still could. The little girl even showed herself to Jo saying that she was so lucky that she was able to get out of her situation. Jo had figured this would be a simple salt and burn, letting the girl finally rest in peace. But Jo’s original analysis was wrong… very wrong. The girl started killing off the pageant mothers in very gruesome ways. Most were subtle references to what they made their daughters do each day. The most horrible was a woman who had her head fried by a hair dryer when it was in rollers at a beauty salon. As soon as that happened things became tricky. Jo had already salted and burned the bones but it hadn’t worked. Eventually, Jo found out that the crown for the pageant winners was the reason the little girl was still around. She disposed of it and left, no longer wanting to be around the town, now full of motherless girls. But strangely Jo felt for the little murderous ghost girl and questioned how the little girl knew the past Jo had experienced.

Ellen was always a very controlling woman. Ever since Jo could remember her momma was in charge. After Jo’s daddy died she became even more controlling. At first Jo saw nothing wrong with it because she knew nothing else besides her momma had to be tough, she ran a bar. That is until Jo got older and started to want to do things on her own like go out with boys and do things with her friends. Ellen wanted to control everyone around her to keep them safe. The only thing she had to keep safe was Jo. It’s normal for parents to want to protect their children but Ellen took the mother hen syndrome to a whole new level. She followed Jo everywhere and did not let her experience anything for herself. One time she even went on a man hunt looking for Jo only to find her “experiencing” new things with her secret boyfriend. Needless to say he left the state voluntarily after Ellen gave him some motivation. It occurred so often that at times Jo felt like she was in Pink Floyd’s The Wall. Ellen wanted Jo to go to school and although Jo did very well there she didn’t like it and felt trapped. When Jo came home Ellen treated her like a hired servant so Jo never had any time for herself. Ellen liked to keep an eye on Jo so she kept her close and didn’t let her do anything on her own. Ellen wouldn’t even let Jo drive to the store on her own. Jo was about at her breaking point when none other than Dean Winchester came breezing through the Roadhouse door. He may have been the last person Jo expected to see but he was certainly the only person she hoped to see. He hadn’t changed a bit. Dean was still the same cocky son of a gun who made Jo fall in love with him the first time she met him. The fact that he stuck around made Jo suspicious but she wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. After all her mom would leave them alone and Jo was thankful because she was able to be with Dean in the way she wanted without her mom walking in. Jo fell for Dean harder than she ever thought. He was there for her when she need him and he seemed to fall in love with her too. That is until the worst night in Jo’s adult life. She walked in on Dean with her best friend Beth (she wasn’t Jo’s best friend, she was the only one she had) as they drunkenly made-out back by the dumpsters of the Roadhouse. Jo was at a loss for words but Dean was full of them. He played the child card over and over again, telling her how she should never hunt and that she was annoying and bitchy and only cared about herself. He went on and on about how happy she should be that she had a mom that cared so much about her to have Dean come there and keep her out of trouble. Jo stayed quiet as he threw up and her “friend” left running down the road crying about what a bad person she was for hurting Jo the way she did. Dean, still not finished stabbing needles into Jo like a voodoo doll added in another devastating jab. Ellen had sent out college applications to nursing schools again and was planning on forcing Jo to go. After that Jo had simply said that she was leaving and left him lying in his own vomit by the dumpster. She went to her room and packed up all of her belongings, wrote her mother a note on the college acceptance letter and stole her car keys. Just as Jo was about to get into the car Dean stumbled over to her and said he was sorry and he really did care about her deeply. His way of saying sorry was to try and convince Jo that she didn’t need to go out hunting because her dad didn’t die that way. He told her that she didn’t need to go out and make him proud because her dad was killed in a car accident. He even said that now that she knew they could leave the Roadhouse together and get away from it all. When Jo heard the news about her father she snapped. Jo walked right up to the love of her life and punched him in the side of his temple knocking him out cold. As soon as Jo made sure Dean was alive she walked into the Roadhouse to look for some gasoline and a lighter to burn down the Roadhouse. Instead she found her mother, home and reading Jo’s note. Ellen tried to convince Jo that she was doing it for her protection but Jo was still in an insane trance over the lies she was fed her whole life. If Ellen didn’t know any better she could have sworn that Jo was possessed. Jo told Ellen everything that Dean had told her and Ellen proceeded to cop to what was said. After the truth was out Jo left the Roadhouse and vowed never to return. She got into the car and proceeded to drive. It was the driving that got her to the farm stand and it was the driving that got her to a diner in New York.

It was that diner Jo was heading to after her hunt with the ghost of the poor little girl. Jo has learned to call many a strange place home. But she knows that a home isn’t what is built, its who is inside.

NOW

Jo pulls into the diner she has learned to call home for the past three years. It is like the Roadhouse but very different. A swarm of friendly faces welcome her in as she goes to sit down. Jo is tired from the hunt but doesn’t let it show. One of her friends notices her fatigue. He knows Jo so well that he can tell what she is hiding.

“Jo, you were out on a hunt weren’t you.” Chris says.

“Uh… what are you talking about?” Jo asks trying to avoid the question.

“Dude you so were on a hunt! What the heck why didn’t you bring me with you!” Matt practically screams.

“Settle down Matt. You’re scaring my customers.” Lucas the owner says sternly.

“Boys I’m sure Jo has a great reason for not telling us she was going on a hunt.” Fiona states as she eyes Jo.

“Come on guys! It was a simple ghost. No worries at all.” Jo speaks slowly so they all know she is being serious.

“Jo you really have to tell us what is going on in your life. We all care about you so much and we don’t want anything to happen to you.” Chris says as he rubs Jo’s back.

“He’s so right. We really care about you.” Lucas says as he gets up to go and get Jo some coffee.

“Besides you like my sister and I want to make sure that nothing happens to you.” Matt says as he flicks Jo’s ponytail.

“Matt is right Jo. We are your family, we’re there for you. Always.” Fiona gets up to help Lucas with the coffees.

“Thanks. I know, I know. I won’t do it again.” Jo replies.

They really were her family. They cared for her in all the ways a family should. They had her back and she had theirs. If she didn’t have them she would have nothing.

“So…” Matt says as he goes back to flicking Jo’s ponytail.
“So, what?” Jo grins because she knows what Matt wants to know.

“Jo you can’t leave me in suspense like this! I really can’t bare it!” Matt begs as he gets on his knees to show he is really in pain.

“You know what I can’t bare? All of your whining Mathew!” Lucas huffs as he sets down a cup of coffee for Jo and the others.

“Matt I will tell you the whole story tomorrow at the garage while you fix my front end. It’s really drifting because there were so many pot holes from the winter on the way back. You know I can’t have my baby drifting.” Jo says as she sips her coffee and winces.

“Jo, are you alright?” Chris asks as he notices Jo’s arm causing her issues.

“So Joanna Beth, the truth is reveled. You are hurt. I knew I felt something earlier.” Fiona says as she rubs her own arm. “Well are you going to let Mr. Doctor man look at it?”

“I think I popped my arm out of its socket but I didn’t have time to pop it back in. Plus I have a few cuts and bruises. Maybe I should let Chris take a look it.” Jo downs the rest of her coffee.

“Well I can go up to you apartment with you and take a look.” Chris says looking concerned.

“Alrighty Jo you let him take care of you and I’ll look at your baby tomorrow.” Matt says unhappily.

“See you tomorrow sweetie.” Fiona says.

“Okay. Bye Fi. I’ll talk to you tomorrow Lucas. Matt… story and car at 8ish?” Jo calls back as she walks out of the dinner with Chris.

“Got ya penciled in Jojo!” Matt yells.

After Jo and Chris are out of the dinner, Lucas speaks to the two remaining friends.

“That boy is really in love with her isn’t he?” Lucas asks of Chris.

“Oh yeah.” Matt and Fiona both sigh.

“The thing is Jo cares about him a lot but she gave her heart away a long time ago and I don’t think she is ever going to get it back.” Fiona says solemnly.

deansmistress22 @ 2009-03-20T09:15:00

2009-03-20T14:17:46Z

The shows I watch (all the time or just once in a while) in order of least to most annoying:

Greek- So it is pretty much a given that Cappie and Casey will be together in the end. Both Spencer and Scott want them to be together in the end and so do all of the fans. It is only a matter of time before it happens. So as long as they are together in the end all is okay no matter what they do on the show.

Chuck- Everyone knows that Chuck and Sarah will finally get to be together and live happily ever after. Sarah will somehow get out of the CIA and then she can actually be with Chuck without getting involved with a man she is supposed to be protecting (uh… like she hasn’t already? Lol). Chuck will get rid of the intersect and he and Sarah will get married and have lots of babies. All or this is a given. Lol

Life On Mars- So basically if Sam is not with Annie in the end I will be pretty sad. The totally love each other and she doesn’t think he is completely off his rocker about being from the future. Okay Sam is a ladies’ man and sleeps around a lot but I think Annie is okay with that because it is the seventies and she is not with him. But once she is Sam will be completely devoted to her because he has a deep connection with her and loves her. I’m just sad that this is the end of the series! No one watched this show? Come on this was a great show!

My Name is Earl- I watch if my parents taped it. It’s funny. I have no complaints, probably because I never watch it.

Heroes- This show is just getting confusing. But it is still interesting. Some of the stuff that they do just doesn’t make any sense. But I’m not too invested into the show to really care too much.

24- Okay I love this show. Jack is a freakin’ awesome dude! I’m getting annoyed at the FBI guy. He is obnoxious. I love the FBI girl and even tho she is getting on my nerves a little bit too… I really want her and Jack to get it on. Haha I’m not even kidding. They have a lot of chemistry. Besides, Jack needs a little loving once in a while and you can tell the girl likes tough men.

Office- Michael is getting really annoying. I have no idea what is going on with Dwight, Angela and Andy and I don’t really care. Jim and Pam need to get a move on already. Those two need to start wedding plans. I don’t know, I don’t invest a lot of time in this show.

Lost- I don’t get like anything happening! (haha that’s a lie but a lot of stuff in not explained in this show) It could be because I really don’t watch it all the time. I only watch when I don’t have something else to do. But yeah Jack is really getting on my nerves and I only watch the show for Sawyer. That’s kinda sad.

Smallville- Clark is annoying the crap out of my!!! Clark is a d-bad and is blind to what happens around him. Chloe is being really odd and I don’t get her at all. She kinda seems like she is going crazy. Davis is Doomsday and I don’t really care about him at all. I feel bad for Jimmy because his cousin-in-law spends more time with him than his wife. I’m kind of proud of him that he told Chloe that he was over with the marriage. I normally don’t like Jimmy but Chloe deserved it. I AM SO GLAD THAT LANA IS GONE! The way they “got rid of her” was complete crap. I am so sick of the Clana mess. Tess is annoying and I really don’t like her. But I must say that she has beautiful eyes (has anyone else noticed that?) Poor poor Lois. She is the only reason I watch the show, which is sad because Tom Welling is SO hot! Lol Lois always gets the short end of the stick and I feel so bad for her. I want the red-blur-blur to go after her an realize that she is the only woman for him.

And my number 1 show I am most annoyed at:

SUPERNATURAL!

Ohh dear God, this show is losing itself. It’s just not there anymore. I started watching the show when it first aired because I loved urban legends. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of angels fighting demons, but it is just not working for me. Cas is cool. Everyone else sucks. And when I say sucks I mean it. Anna is the most annoying thing to ever grace the set of Supernatural. And don’t say it is because I am jealous and I don’t want Dean to have anyone. That is not the case at all. I do want Dean to have someone, someone who knows his life and can relate to what he has been through. Anna’s whole story line is a mess and I really despise it. And now with Sam drinking demon blood??? I mean it was bad enough when he was screwing her (and her dead body) but drinking “Ruby’s” blood too??? I say “Ruby’s” because I really don’t think that is her but that’s another story. Anyway, if next weeks in not good… I am no longer watching the show. That is a promise. A very sad promise because I am a person who watched from the start. The last few episodes I have only watched for the boys, but now I can’t do that anymore. So next week if the show is not good, I will not come back to Supernatural. (unless in season 5 they bring back Jo for an episode. Lol)

im not a jared girl.... but this was hott!!!

2009-03-18T23:41:40Z

So, im not a jared girl... but this was really hot!                                                                                                                 it was found by:janglyjewels

deansmistress22 @ 2009-01-19T11:53:00

2009-01-19T17:54:35Z

This is the first half of this story. More will come. It’s the sequel to Born to be Wild.

Lamia are similar to Medusa. They have upper bodies of women and lower bodies of serpents. They are very much like vampires in the fact that they drain the blood form babies because their own were taken from them and killed when they were human.

Title: Jesse’s Girl ~ Part 1of 2

Characters: Dean, Jo, Sam, OMC

Warnings: Season 4ish… AU where Jo is there when Dean gets out of hell.

Rated: R (Language and talk of Sex) and later NC-17

Pairing: Jo/OMC, Dean/Jo

Summary: No one has heard from Jo in two months. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue. But now it’s a big one.

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. Supernatural is owned by Kripke and the CW. Jesse’s Girl is written by Rick Springfield. The character Jesse was thought up by me as a way to get Dean and Jo together because no matter what the writers say Dean and Jo really do belong together.

Born to be Wild: http://deansmistress22.livejournal.com/1655.html

No one has heard from Jo in two months. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but now it’s a big one. It’s a big deal for Sam, who has to listen to Dean complain about where Jo is every waking hour, and it’s an even bigger deal for Dean who is clearly in love with the new and improved Joanna Beth Harvelle. Funny how only a few months ago she would only cross his mind if someone put him in his place, or aimed a gun at his back or even got crammed into a small space. But that was pushing it.

“Sam come on, you’re the smart one. Can’t you track her down?” Dean says whining as he plops down onto his motel bed.

“I’m going to assume were talking about Jo again seeing as how she’s the only woman that you ever talk about any more.” Sam says as he rubs his temples. “If you listened to me, you might remember that Jo is damn near impossible to find if she doesn’t want to be.”

“So are you telling me that she doesn’t want me?” Dean says trying to mimic his brother’s sick puppy face. He tries, really hard, but fails.

“Dude, why do you think that’s so unnatural?” Sam states knowing full well Dean is going to have a problem with his question.

“I am freakin’ Dean Winchester man! Plus everyone knows she’s head-over-heels for me. For Christ sake even a demon knows.” Dean smirks.

“Things change. She didn’t see you for a long ass time. Maybe the only reason she kissed you was because you had just gotten back from hell.” Sam suggests.

“SON OF A BITCH!” Dean yells as he hits his pillow.

“Sorry Dean but sometimes the truth hurts.” Sam holds back a snicker.

“Bitch”

“Jerk”

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine

The next morning Dean gets a call on his cell.

Jesse Taurus.

Dean isn’t particularly in the mood for talking but he takes the call anyway, after all Jesse was a good friend and he saved Dean’s ass once.

“Yup”

“Hey Dean, how you doin’ man?” Jesse asks.

“Aw, you know same old same old. Kicking ass and taking names.” Dean says nonchalantly.

“Well I’m glad your back man. Hells a bitch.” Jesse pauses for a second thinking about how his sister sold her soul for their baby brother. “Umm yah so let me get to the point. I need your help, there’s a group of nasty ass Lamia and I’ve got another hunter with me but I don’t think she and I can take them all on. So do you and Sam have time to come and help an old friend?”

“Dude! A GROUP? They are never in groups. Yeah, we’ll come and help you.” Dean says a little bit shocked. “Man, your working with a chick? Now I know you Jesse and I know that this involves business and pleasure.”

“Yeah it’s a group, pretty rad huh? And uhhh… there is some pleasure involved. She’s my girlfriend that just so happens to be a hunter too.” Jesse laughs in Dean’s ear.

“Well buddy you really know how to work them. Where are you two at?” Dean asks.

“Seriously, have you ever had sex with another hunter? The best sex ever. No Joke.”

“Really? I hate to say that I haven’t.” Dean says a little depressed thinking of Jo.

“Yeah, Not to sound like a chick but it’s amazing.” Jesse laughs. “Okay so were in Globe, Arizona at the Temple Inn, room 42. See ya man.”

“Sammy get your ass out of the shower. Taurus wants us to come and help him out with a group of Lamia.” Dean says as he pounds on the bathroom door and heads over to pack up his gear.

Sam practically leaps out of the bathroom just about forgetting to put a towel on.

“A GROUP!? Your kidding me right?” Sam says as he jumps around.

“Yes Sam a group, now put some clothes on so we can get the hell out of here. He’s working with another hunter, a girl hunter and I wanna see what kind of vixen Jesse has gotten himself mixed up with.” Dean says as he continues to pack, grabbing his gun from under his pillow.

Sam changes and meets Dean in the Impala.

But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl

Dean starts the engine and pulls the Impala out onto the open highway. Luckily the town they needed to go to was only about 4 hours away.

“So Jesse’s got himself a girl huh?” Sam asks as they pass by a pub.

“Yeah I guess. She seems like a handful.” Dean replies as he makes a rather racy hand gesture.

“Well good for him. That’s great he can find someone who does the job.” Sam says as he types something in on his computer not noticing Dean’s signals.

“Yeah and not only that but he says that it’s the best sex.” Dean smirks.

“Only you Dean, only you.” Sam says annoyed by his older brother.

“Sam you have no idea how badly I want Jo.” Dean speaks as seriously as if he had a heart attack.

“Great. Jesse has just added more fuel to the Jo fire.” Sam murmurs as he continues to type.

“Were almost there Sam so shut that thing down.” Dean says not amused with the remake Sam has just made.

About ten minutes they pull into a small mesa like motel. They pull into a spot near room 42.

“Hey Dean look what I found!” Sam says almost giggling. Dean begins to open the door when he hears Jesse’s Girl coming out of Sam’s speakers. Dean rolls his eyes and gets out of the Impala. Jesse’s Cobra is in the spot next to them. Sam jumps out of the car and starts to sing.

“Christ Sam you sound like you swallowed nails.” Dean states as he puts his hands over his head and starts to stretch.

Dean feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around expecting to see Jesse laughing at the song Sam is butchering. But no, he would only be so lucky.

“Howdy boys. Interesting song choice…” Jo says completely stoic.

“Jo, God I’ve missed you. What the hell are you doing here?” Dean leans in to kiss her. Jo stays put, not going to meet his lips.

Jesse bursts out of the door.

“Hey there guys I see you’ve met Jo. How was your trip in?”

“Jesse we’ve met. We’re old friends.” Jo says softly as she looks into Dean’s eyes.

“Well since the Winchesters are hear that makes four of us. We should head on in the room and do some planning.” Jesse says ushering them in.

Sam stands there with his mouth hanging open and the music still playing. He quickly shuts it off and starts to head into the room.

“Fuck you Rick Springfield.” Dean says grumbling enters the motel room.

And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it

Sam seems very uneasy in the room. He almost looks like he’s going to cry. Jo is sitting next to Jesse on the single bed with a bunch of papers and a few guns. Dean takes one look at the couple sitting on the bed and feels instantly sick.

“Hey, uh do you all mind if I use the bathroom?” Dean asks trying not to let anything change his voice.

“No prob man, it’s on the left. Do you want us to wait for you before we start up on the game plan?” Jesse asks gesturing behind him.

“Naw, dude that’s fine. After all what can you tell that’s really important in a few minutes?” Dean says already headed toward the bathroom, Jo not even lifting her gaze from the papers.

Dean steps in to find Jo’s and Jesse’s clothes hanging up on the shower curtain. He could tell they had just done a massive washing because there were still traces of blood on them. He checks Jo’s clothes to make sure she wasn’t badly injured. He notices several scratch marks on her sleeves and shoulder area. He fights the urge to rush out of the room to check over her battle wounds. Instead he is distracted by several pairs of lacy undergarments and a few that he could tell were used for hunting days, much more comfortable and easy to move in. Seeing these only make him angrier. Dean washes his face, feeling the cool water wash over his face. He wants to be happy for her. He wants her to be happy. But Dean just can’t bring himself to do it. He knows it’s probably his own fault for pushing her away so many times but all he was doing was protecting her. Dean walks back into the room only to become more pissed when he sees that Jesse and Jo are closer to each other on the bed.

Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Dean takes a seat next to Sam, making sure he is as far away from Jesse as possible so he doesn’t “slip” and “accidently” punch him in the face. Sam looks like a puppy that had just been kicked out in the back ally. Dean pats him on the head and gives him the “no chick-flick moments” look. Sam is broken. After all the things his big brother has done for him he has to do something to help him out. Sam starts to think of things he could talk to Jo about to make her change her mind. But he knows he could never say anything that would make her decided differently. She was a Harvelle woman and that meant that she was a stubborn and unchangeable. Jo breaks the silence.

“Okay, so about 5 weeks ago, people started noticing that a bunch of babies were getting stolen. Mostly at the local KinderCare. Windows were broken and there were strands of long black hair and some strange scale pieces. They have taken about 12 babies and that’s as much as they are getting as far as I’m concerned.” She speaks with pain in her voice.

“The Marshall got a call last Tuesday that four of the babies were found in the woods near the edge of town, bled completely dry. Other than that they were in perfect condition, well fed and bathed.” Jo says looking up at Dean for a split second and then over to Sam.

“Lamia usually keep the infants for a while, usually use about one every month. So if were reading this case the right way, were thinking there are four of the fuckers. So that means they have eight more infants back in their hidey hole that they are pretending are their own until they get thirsty.” Jesse says taking off on Jo’s lead.

“Alright so they are ancient, sentenced to this life because someone very powerful got mad at them and murdered all of their children because they were envious of the Lamia’s beauty. How the hell do you kill them? I mean I’ve heard of them, but a way to kill it, no.” Sam thinks out loud and shakes his head.

“I’m sure they aren’t too hot anymore. Do you think a mirror would work? Death by ugliness, like Medusa.” Dean says trying to crack a joke to make himself feel a little better.

No one gets it though.

“Actually Dean, you have to use a placenta and it has to pierce its heart. But, the liquid from the amniotic sac immobilizes it so you can get a clear shot.” Jesse says instantly.

“How do we get it to pierce the heart?” Sam asks quizzically.

Dean cuts in with a follow up question. “More importantly where the hell are we going to get placentas and amniotic fluid? Because that it so gross.”

“It’s not as difficult as it sounds.” Jo states, “It goes into a hollow tipped arrow or if you are up close you can use a slotted knife. That’s more my style than the arrow. Jesse’s the Robin Hood.”

Jesse kisses her tenderly on the cheek. He whispers in Jo’s ear and she giggles.

“Placentas and amniotic fluid are hard to come by. You can’t very well just walk into a hospital and ask for a few placentas. But were in luck, this town loves midwives and they love the young ones, something about them knowing more medical knowledge.” Jesse says as he shrugs and puts his hand of Jo’s left hip.

“Okay so now we have another problem. Where the hell do we get midwives that can deliver four babies in the next couple of days?” Sam asks clearly unaware of what is happening.

“Well Jesse and I just so happen to be certified midwives and we have four babies about to pop out.” Jo says as she waves around some papers.

“Jo, I hate to sound like Sam but kids don’t come out on demand.” Dean says finally talking to her.

Jo shivers when he says her name.

“Well Dean, that’s why we have a very large about of oxytocin so we can get the babies out when we want them to. It induces contractions.”

“The girl does her research. It’s more her thing anyway, you know kids and stuff.” Jesse says and produces some oxytocin and hands it to Sam so he can examine it.

Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change

“Well good now that we have that covered, I don’t know about you guys but I am starving. I feel like I could eat a whole horse.” Dean says wanting to get out of the room he knows Jesse and Jo have been “getting to know each other” in.

“Well there’s a pub down the road. It serves up nice dark beer. Plus the crowd is grizzled and mean, just the way I like it.” Jo says as she jumps off the bed and pulls her jacket off the back of Dean’s chair brushing his shoulders lightly.

“Sam, you can only have one. We need you for the hunt.” Dean remarks to join in on the light conversation.

“Aww Sam, don’t listen to him.” Jo giggles as Dean gets a little huffy.

“Jo you’re kidding me right. Three drinks and he’s doing karaoke. You don’t have to sleep in the same room as him as he’s puking up his dinner.” Dean whines.

“Now Dean don’t be hasty. I was just going to save you the trouble and order water for him. But if you want him to have one and be craving more than okay, that just seems a little cruel though.” Jo says as the four of them exit the room.

“Dude, Dean do you think we should get a room now? Because the motel looks like it is getting a little crowded.” Sam says after he smiles at Jo.

“Uh yeah I guess Sammy. Why don’t you go take care of it Mr. Numan.” Dean says as he waves him off.

“Hey man I’ll go with you, that way you guys can get the room next to ours.” Jesse says as he walks over to Sam.

“Well boys I hope you don’t mind if Dean and I go on ahead and get a few beers. I’m parched.” Jo says as she grabs Dean’s arm and pulls him over to the Impala.

“Naw Babe, I’ll catch up with you in a few and take Sam in my car.” Jesse calls back as he continues to walk with Sam.

Jo and Dean get into the Impala and Dean pulls out of the parking lot before he says anything to her.

“So Jo, Taurus? You’re banging Taurus?” Dean grinds.

“Yeah, what’s it to you? You don’t have any control over what I do or who I screw Winchester.” Jo says as she looks straight ahead and taps her fingers on the window. Dean pulls into a corn field and continues to drive. Jo doesn’t seem to notice.

“Listen Jo.” Dean says as he slams on the breaks to get her attention because driving his baby into the cornfield clearly had no effect. “I just don’t get it. I mean I get out of hell, you save me, you act all “Dean I want you to take me right here and now”, then you leave and now your screwing some guy on a daily basis just because, you what? You want to prove that I have no control over you? Is that right? Because I really want to understand.” He scowls.

“I think you’re missing the point. First off, I’m screwing him ‘cuz he knows how to fuck and I like to relieve stress. I’m sure you of all people know about that Dean-o. Second, I saved you because that’s what I do. I’m a hunter, duh. Third, when have I not acted like I DID’NT want you to screw me? It’s your own fault that you were too much of a pussy that you were afraid of my mom. And finally, you do not have any control over me.” Jo says giving him a look that could drive a violent spirit back to his grave.

Dean stays quiet and drives back onto the road.

“So, if I told you to leave with me you would?” Dean asks as they pull into the pub.

“Yeah Dean and be the third wheel? I work alone.” Jo says as she slams the door. “I wouldn’t go with you if you told me to. But I might if you asked.”

Dean jumps out of the car not hearing Jo’s last sentence. “If you work alone then what are you doing with Jesse?”

“Like I said. S.E.X. Winchester I never saw you as the jealous type. Funny.” Jo opens the door to the pub.

“What? I’m not jealous!” Dean says as he follows her. Sam and Jesse have not yet arrived even with Dean’s little detour.

“That’s not the vibe you’re giving off. I’m pretty good at reading people and you are really terrible at lying.” Jo says as she plops down on a stool at the bar.

“Two beers please.” Dean says as he winks at the pretty bar wench. That’s right, bar wench. “Jo for your information I am an amazing liar.”

“Hmm right like when you said you would call and then you didn’t. I saw that coming a mile away. I even knew there wasn’t a good reason for it but I said to myself, well it is Dean and he doesn’t do anything he says he will unless it involves his family, sex of food. Too bad giving me a call would have resulted in the second stated requirement.” Jo sips her beer.

“Yeah… well I didn’t want you to get hurt.” Dean gulps down the beer as Sam and Jesse walk into the bar.

“I’m not a damsel in distress. I take care of myself.” Jo says lowly as Jesse comes over and wraps his arms around her.

You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot

“Hey babe, I see you’ve already started.” Jesse pulls Jo closer to him and squeezes her ass.

Dean’s eyes get dark. He wants to be the one to call her babe and squeeze her ass. He was an ass man after all and Jo Harvelle had an ass that all men loved. Sam snaps him out of it by slapping him on the back.

“Oh well Jesse you know I need two things before I go out on a hunt. Beer and…” Jo starts.

And Jesse finishes, “Lots and lots of sex.”

“Aww you read my mind.” She says and looks over at Dean as if to prove that he was indeed jealous. “Or you just know how I operate.”

Jesse pulls her into a kiss. Jo kisses back, dirty and almost angry. She grins as Dean’s eyes watch her, proving her point even more. The truth of the matter if anyone has figured out (She was betting Sam may have, after all he’s the smart one), is that she doesn’t care for Jesse in any other way other than a good screw and a partner on hunts that she can’t do on her own without getting killed. The truth of the matter is that she will only ever love one man, but she wants to wait until he figures it out for himself. By the looks of it right now, that may be when hell freezes over. Damn Winchesters are as thick as bricks. After their make-out session Jo pulls Jesse over to play a game of pool.

“So… Dean how was the car ride?” Sam asks as he takes a sip of his beer.

“I don’t get it man. What is going on? She makes me want to kill her and screw her and make her happiest woman in the world all at the same time.” Dean says getting another beer as he glances over at Jo.

“Wow. I can’t believe it. Dean Winchester Casanova extraordinaire in love.” Sam says shaking his head in disbelief. “So what did she say? You know she’s liked you for a long time Dean. The question is if she still does.”

“I don’t know Sammy. She said a few things that make me think she might feel the same way, but then she pulls crap like this. I think it may just be a ploy to see how jealous I get.” Dean grabs a hand full of peanuts.

“Well it looks like it’s working Dean.” Sam laughs as Dean tenses when Jesse smacks Jo’s butt and she swats his hand away. “Dean, I don’t think Jo ever stopped loving you. I think she just wants you to love her back and not only when you want her because you can’t have her or because you think she can’t handle herself and needs protecting. She wants you to love her all the time. Don’t you get it Dean?”

“Hmm…” Dean says as he eats some more peanuts.

“Dean, why do you think she keeps on showing up at big times? You know like being there with the demon? They don’t want her in the picture, she’s useful to us and they don’t like that. Why do you think she was the first one there when you got out of hell? There has to be a reason Dean.” Sam says almost pleading with his brother.

“Well I guess I have to get back on her good side then, because as of right now she’s is pretty pissed off at me.” Dean says stepping off the stool and motioning for Sam to do the same as Jo and Jesse make their way over to them.

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

“Alright let’s get a move on people we have babies to deliver and Lamia to kill tomorrow.” Jesse states as they all go to their cars.

“Sam, did you end up getting a room next to Jo and Jesse?” Dean asks when they pull into the parking lot of the motel.

“Uh, yeah Dean.Why?” Sam answers a little confused.

“Well Sam, Jo likes two things before a hunt. Beer and sex. Now I have to listen to the woman I am in love with “be” with another guy.” Dean sneers making air quotes.

“Oh shit.”

“Well this is just great. Perfect even.” Dean says muttering as he heads for the room with Sam.

The night wasn’t all bad. Dean had finally gotten to sleep after a few hours of listening to Jo and Jesse go at it. Well okay, that was the bad part. But it was good when Dean did sleep because his dreams let him be the one in the other room doing things to have Jo make those noises.

Sam is the first one up. He knows how much pain Dean must be in but he did kind of know that a lot of this was Dean’s own fault. Sam had know Dean his whole life and he knew how think headed his brother was. From what Sam could tell Jo almost threw herself at Dean but he just didn’t recognize the signs. Sam liked Jesse, he really did but he also knew that Jo and Dean were meant to be and who was he to come in between fate. That’s why he would make sure Dean and Jo went together to deliver the babies and he would go along with Jesse. Sam and Dean both showered and Sam hoped to God that Jesse and Jo did too.

deansmistress22 @ 2008-12-22T09:20:00

2008-12-22T15:21:02Z

Okay.... little rant.

PEOPLE WHO LIKE WINCEST ARE SICK FREAKS AND SHOULD BE MENTALLY EVALUATED!!!

Okay so… In no culture is incest alright. It is considered a crime. It’s not natural, it’s not right. Period. End of Story.

Now people may counter: But the royals did it to keep the blood line alive. Oh and so did the ancient Egyptians. Well that’s some backwards ass logic. (Oh but wait, I guess that’s the way the people who like wincest like it no pun intended)

Those were the same people who did not shower because it was “a sign of witchcraft” and those were the same people who shit up stream. Come on! YOU KNOW ITS WRONG!!!

You know I’m not even going to talk about the homosexual part of it. That’s not what I’m worried about. It’s the incest. Incest is wrong every in every place in the world and it has been for a very long time. Welcome to the 21^st century people. It’s almost 2009. Why are we reverting back in time with this idea? I just don’t understand.

People may say well two hot guys getting it on IS hot. Okay well have Jensen and Jared doing it then. Not two brothers. Seriously people who enjoy that type of thing need psychological treatment and they need it fast.

Sorry about the rant. It was just something I had to get out there.

deansmistress22 @ 2008-11-15T12:16:00

2008-11-15T18:18:04Z

Alrighty so I made a little mix of songs I liked that reminded me of Jo/Dean.

Hope you guys like them!
I dont own anything!

It’s Only Love- Bryan Adams

When your world has been shattered
Ain't nothin' else matters
It ain't over - it's only love

My Kinda Lover- Billy Squire

You keep me all together
You take me out whenever Im lettin down
You got the motions baby
I got a notion maybe Ill stick around

Love Me Two Times- The Doors

Love me one time, baby
Yeah, my knees got weak
But love me two times, girl
Last me all through the week

Hot Blooded- Foreigner

You dont have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line

Radar Love- Golden Earring

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel

There's a voice in my head that drives my heel

It's my baby callin', says I need you here

And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear

Need You Tonight- INXS

I need you tonight
cause Im not sleeping
Theres something about you girl
That makes me sweat

Brown Eyed Girl- Van Morrison

Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl

Whole Lotta Love- Led Zeppelin

Youve been learnin, baby, I bean learnin,
All them good times, baby, baby, Ive been yearnin,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my love

Hit Me With Your Best Shot- Pat Benatar

Well youre the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Finish What Ya Started- Van Halen

You wanna lover, you want a friend
Mama, I can be both of them
I got the tools to satisfy
Just walk away, if I fall shy at all
Come on baby, finish what you started

I Won’t Back Down- Tom Petty

Well I wont back down, no I wont back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I wont back down

Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong- Spin Doctors

She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss cant be wrong

Angel Is the Centerfold- J. Giles Band

Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been wrecked
The pages from my mind are stripped

http://www.sendspace.com/file/gdmizh

deansmistress22 @ 2008-10-22T08:11:00

2008-10-22T13:31:58Z

Alrighty so I had a little spare time after a test the otherday but we werent allowed to leave so I made a few Dea/Jo pics from secnes that could have had different dialog...

OHHHH!!! and i guess i can ask this because someone may see it... I was looking online the otherday and found that in the SPN Newsletter people were able to make mp3. clips and put it on sendspace or something of things that were said in the last couple episodes. their were somereally cool soundbites. so i was wondering if someone knew how to do that they should do some for the Dean/Jo scenes! Like for example... shoulda cleaned the pipes, your afraid of my mother, do deamons tell the truth... ext. So if anyone can do that I know a ton of people would be forever greatful!

mmkkay here r the pics.
Dean/Jo
Everything belongs to the CW and Kripke.
Maybe some language

(Okay I dont believe this!!!! Im sure he's huge... but it looked funny)